A Latitude Holiday Story: ‘Twas the night before Christmas

Embark on a whimsical journey through the halls of Latitude Wellness, where magic meets the artistry of our skilled Vancouver practitioners. In this enchanting narrative created by our talented Registered Massage Therapist, Morgan Gaffney, we invite you to step into a world where the spirit of Christmas intertwines with the healing touch of our dedicated team.

As the clinic lay nestled in the stillness, Morgan weaves a tale that transcends the ordinary, transporting us to the heart of the North Pole's enchanting troubles. Santa, burdened by a Christmas crisis, seeks refuge within the comforting walls of Latitude Wellness. What unfolds is a heartening tale of healing, laughter, and the transformative power of wellness.

Join us as we delve into the spirited world painted by Morgan Gaffney, where the magic of Christmas merges seamlessly with the healing hands and compassionate hearts of Latitude Wellness. May this narrative leave you with a sense of wonder, a smile on your face, and a renewed appreciation for the boundless possibilities that wellness can bring to all.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Latitude Wellness
Not a creature was stirring, not even Nitro dreaming of a mouse

The stockings were hung by Admin with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there

The clients were nestled, all snug in their beds
While visions of practitioners with open schedules danced in their heads

And Lauren in her kerchief and Sereena in her cap
Had passed out on the couch, for a long winters nap

When out on the street there arose such a clatter,
Brittani sprang from her desk to see what was the matter
Away to windows she flew with fright,
She threw the curtains left, and she threw the curtains right

She called out to Ali to see the new fallen snow
Blanketing the streets of Vancouver, sparkling below

When what to their wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature sleigh, and 8 tiny reindeer
With a little old driver who looked a bit sick
Ali looked confused and said “that can’t be St Nick”

When all of a sudden the clinic door opened
Santa swept into the room with a big sad frown
He looked seconds away from a total meltdown

Latitude you’ve got to help!
Cried Santa with all his might
"I don’t think i’ll make it through this night!”

Lo and Sereena jumped up without a pause
Have a seat right here, Mr.Claus
Here, hold this Teddy, tell us whats wrong when you feel ready

”Well” he said with a loud sigh
The poor man looked like he wanted to cry

Christmas spirit is at an all time low
There’s barely a drop left in the whole North Pole
The elves are exhaused, the reindeer are sore
And Mrs.Claus things I’m a total bore

The whole Christmas gang is in need of a fix
Or this whole night is going down like a ton of bricks!

And as Santa took a big deep breath
The door crashed open again
Scaring Britt half to death

In came the elves
In came the reindeer
It looked like half the North Pole arrived as a whole

Britt sprang into action and organized everyone with total satisfaction
With Wellness on her left, and Counselling to the right
It truly was a wonderful sight
”Step up to the desk, tell me your worry and I’ll assign you a practitioner or a counsellor in a hurry!”
And so the North Pole told Britt all their troubles
While she assigned them to practitioners and counsellors on the double

Dasher the head reindeer was struggling with carrying the emotional load
All the other reindeers turned right to him when they were going down a hard road
Gorette who loves being a therapist to a therapist
Was there with an open heart to help assist

Dancer was hoping around with three left feet
He couldnt spin, whirl, or twirl, since a sledding accident had left his antlers in a curl
Thank goodness for Dr.Sereena was there to adjust
Before the reindeer could totally combust

And speaking of a curl in their antler,
For a sore and achy Prancer, Dr.Sim was just the answer
And with just the right thrust the reindeer knew that a regular treatment with Dr.Sim is a must!

Vixen who had been left questioning her sexuality
Followed Duncan to his office
Where his comforting presence left her feeling safe, and grateful for his kindness

Comet had been having depressive thoughts 
And wanting to enhance their self esteem 
Humberto’s humour and positivity left Comet feeling absolutely supreme 

Cupids diet consisted of cookies and the occasional carrot
He had no time to cook, there was no time to prepare it 
His diet left him feeling bloated and tired
So he asked Dr Rochelle for help, she was someone he totally admired 

Donner felt like he had lost his voice 
He felt like he was always being overshadowed by his homeboys 
Rhiannon stepped up with the right space to be heard 
Donner felt so safe, he practically purred 

Blitzen felt that his yin had been unyanged 
His inner flow totally harangued
Niki floated in with her calm healing presence 
A sesssion with Niki left him far from his old semblance 

Rudolph had been struggling feeling different from the herd 
Being neurodivergent he felt more like a bird 
Jill was there to laugh and to listen 
By the end of his session his red nose truly glistened 

Baubles the elf loved entertaining 
But struggling with substance use was extremely draining 
Hayden was there with compassion empathy
Helping with addictions is totally his specialty 

Twinkles the elf was feeling challenged with unhelpful thinking 
Like she was left in quicksand and was slowly but surely sinking
Allison was there to help unpack all the pollution 
And Twinkles left with feeling better with a tangible solution 

Sparkles the elf sometimes peed when she laughed 
It made her feel old and really quite daft 
But Jenn was there with exercises to support her pelvic floor 
And she was able to confidently chuckle when she left through the door

Jazzy the head of the wrapping division 
Was full of  stress due to her high ranking position 
Manpreet was right there to empower prioritizing balance 
And every once in a while take a day off with the occasional dalliance 

Pixie the elf felt anxious and worried 
Would the children wake up soon? They really ought to hurry 
Ailee was there to help her feel heard and understood 
And that everything would be manageable with certitude 

Frosty the snowman had a click in his jaw 
From constantly puffing on his pipe made of corn cob 
Elise was there to needle his TMJ 
And soon he was ready to go out to play 

The gingerbread man was ready for some art therapy with Vanessa 
He wanted to design his own fancy dressup 
The Gumdrop buttons were left behind — He’d only wear them when he felt so inclined 

Holly the elf had been struggling with early menopause
But she had no idea what was the cause 
Dr.Grace was ready with a holistic approach 
And ready to be her wellness coach 

Sherbert the elf had a kink in their neck 
And they threw out their back on tonight’s winter trek 
Morgan was there warm tender hands 
And soon Sherbert was feeling totally grand 

Mrs Claus felt as though she had to parent the whole North Pole 
It left her feeling empty, like there was a giant hole
Jennifer offered her the chance to feel seen, to feel heard, and to help her feel like her sense of self was no longer blurred 

Snicker and doodle were a happy elf couple 
But the honeymoon bliss had recently burst like a bubble 
The biggest hurdle was trying to find the right night for a date 
Thankfully Britt was there to help mediate 

And the definition of a high pressure professional 
A man who was totally out of this world exceptional 
St Nick, Kris Kringle, Santa or Mr Ho Ho 
The human to help him was none other than Lauren
She listened and learned and then dished out some tough love 
She gave him a hug and then passed him his gloves 

The lobby was now full of happy, healthy and balanced folks 
There was joy and laughter from lots of silly jokes 
Ali had been busy making nutritious snacks for the road 
That wouldn’t weigh them down or be slowed
Their bellies now full and energy renewed 
It seemed like the gang had truly been rescued.

Thank you Latitude wellness for coming together 
You’ve saved christmas tonight, we’ll be grateful forever. 
You’re a wonderful group, you’re kind hearted and caring
You’ve given us hope and now we’re far better fairing 
We’re ready to go and to get on with our night, 
we were recommended to come here 
And boy were they right

And with a wink of his eye, and a twist of his head 
He threw on his thick velvet coat of red
out the door they went before they were snowed in
With a last few kisses and scratches goodbye for Oden 

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave the whistle 
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle 
But we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight 
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 

Latitude Wellness Vancouver

Latitude Wellness is an integrated multidisciplinary wellness clinic in downtown Vancouver, British Columbia. Latitude Wellness offers the following services:

The team at Latitude Wellness works together to provide high-quality, personalized care, to help their patients achieve their health and wellness goals.

Latitude Wellness is located in downtown Vancouver at #401 - 815 Hornby Street, Vancouver, BC V6Z 2E6

If you are interested in exploring the benefits of an integrated wellness center, contact our office to book an appointment or answer any questions. We provide a welcoming, safe, supportive environment so you can take the first steps towards a healthier and happier you. We look forward to welcoming you to Latitude Wellness.

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